
FOR ONLY $5 a month you can get access to all my spiritual episodes which are extremely helpful for those who seek a safe place while they search for deeper meaning in this world. I will never lie to my listeners and will never use your time to inject fear onto anyone. In this $bonus Patreon episode, I discuss what it feels like to be psychic. Spoiler alert...WE ALL FEEL THIS WAY. I believe everyone has a right to expand their consciousness to any capacity & through any modality. While trauma does help push the abilities along...anyone can work that "psychic muscle" and start to wake up to your true potential!
This episode started as a reflection on how negative I was in The Art of Not Giving a Post. I was complaining about being a stay at home mom and "missing" the restaurant world. But as I listened back, I realized how silly that actually was. I wouldn’t go back. I’d never own a restaurant. I’d be doing exactly this...podcasting, comedy, content creation...just full-time.From there, the episode took a turn into something bigger: like how I shift my vibe in real time whenever fear or anxiety tries to creep in. I share how I’ve used little mindset or “roles” throughout my day to build confidence and basically rewire my brain. Like how wearing sunglasses in Stop & Shop somehow cured my social anxiety and stutter...and now I don’t even need them anymore.I also touch on how alcohol used to make my anxiety worse, and once I got sober, it was time to actually face it head-on.The real message of this episode? I don’t sit in my dirty diaper for long. If something in me feels off, I fix it. I upgrade. Over and over again.
I’m done creating just to stay “consistent.” I only post or record when I feel called, when I’m channeling something real. My art isn’t content; it’s connection. Slow growth, real followers, unforced. I'm not into exploiting my listeners...and to me..."spamming them into listening to me" is exploiting their trust. In this episode, I talk about using the podcast as research for my book; a generational, time-traveling story for my children’s children’s children. Every choice I make is for them.I also get honest about being a stay at home mom: how hard it is, how unfulfilling it can feel, and how somehow everything would fall apart if I didn’t do all the things I do. And since it’s my birthday, I reflect on where I am, what I’ve built, and what’s next.For the artists who move slow, the moms who feel unseen, and anyone creating something the algorithm could never understand.
Alright — this one’s kind of a mess. I’m just venting. I can’t fake it anymore. I’m so over pretending everything’s fine or trying to fit into what people think life should look like.I talk about how my truth is always changing — how I feel about my relationships, my life, myself — it all shifts. And I think that is normal, but no one talks about it.I’m also just sick of how fast people cut each other off these days. Like, when did we stop talking things through? Since when is being different or going through sh*t a reason to walk away from people?This episode is really just me processing out loud. It’s a reminder that you’re allowed to change, to feel lost, to not have it all figured out. And maybe it’s also about not giving up on people so quickly.That’s it. Hope it lands. <3
This is the first episode behind the paywall, and it’s a big one. I’m talking postpartum depression — but with a comedic twist, because honestly, if I don't laugh about it, I’ll fall apart.I also get into this weird thing no one really talks about: how people who get sober in their 30s often speed-run through marriage, babies, home ownership — and then one day you look up, 10 years in, exhausted, and you're like... what the actual fck just happened?*
This episode is a rare, raw, and beautiful departure from my usual comedy show — and it’s 100% free (just this once). Future spiritual episodes will live behind the paywall, but I wanted this one to reach everyone who might need it...and maybe might want to stay.In this powerful, deeply personal solo episode, I open the door to a new chapter: spiritual guidance, emotional healing, and real talk about mental health — all filtered through my no-BS, lightly humorous lens.⚠️ Disclaimer: I'm not a licensed therapist, just someone who's been there. This episode dives deep into depression — how to name it, question it, and reclaim it as a source of growth and even greatness.We talk about the climb out, the shadows we carry, and the surprising power of embracing your lowest points. It's raw, it's real — there's still a few jokes in there. Gotta keep it light when we go deep.And stay till the end. I channel a spontaneous message straight from the inner child — yours and mine. It’s grounding, uplifting, and (honestly) might rock your soul a little.Whether you’re in the dark right now or know someone who is, this one’s here to help. Let it find you when you need it most. 💛
In this episode, I dive into the wild world of Taylor Swift — yes, I am a fan (I say it multiple times, Swifties, relax) — but today we're poking a little fun and peeling back the layers. Using the Gematria Calculator, I explore the spooky, funny, and twisted connections behind Taylor’s name and current cancellation drama.We’re talking dark humor meets divine downloads — what if this "cancellation" is actually a spiritual awakening in disguise? What if her fans are just angry Spice Girls stans who never emotionally grew up?You’ll laugh, you might cry (from the laughter), and maybe even leave questioning everything — especially the pop machine.PLUS: I share how you can flip this cultural moment into fuel for your own spiritual journey.Want More?Join my Patreon for exclusive, spiritually focused episodes. My paid subscribers get access to:Deeper spiritual discussionsHow I meditate (real tips and tricks)Guided content to help you on your own awakening journeyBook Recommendation:"Hollywood Babylon" by Kenneth Anger — the original exposé on Hollywood's dark underbelly. It's messy, scandalous, and very on-theme.Follow me on socials:Instagram: @chelsearosefitzyTikTok: @chelsearosefitzyIf this episode made you laugh and think — rate, review, and share with a friend who’s questioning pop culture (or just likes chaos with meaning).
In this episode, I take you on a road trip through New England -- Slipping into character for each state and cooking up improvised jingles like a radio DJ who's hitting the Dunks a little too hard. Listen as I discuss why New Englanders are pushed to the edge each year and turn on each other as a form of therapy.
The current global events threw me in such a way I launched a Patreon. How has your week been?TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses miscarriage, pregnancy loss, still birth and emotional grief. It also includes adult themes on plant-medicine experiences. Listener discretion is advised. If you're in crisis, please reach out to a crisis resource.