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Mary Shard is the only immigration lawyer for miles. Every morning she takes the elevator up to a rural asylum court presided over by an animatronic judge with a 10:30 tee-time, opposite a permanently-bored opposing counsel named Nipples McGee. Then one day a former client comes back to thank her — she won her own case overnight, with an AI tool that did the job in an afternoon.
Cuts Both Ways is a 40-minute audio drama. A farce about asylum, automation, and what happens to the human in the room when the machines start doing the job slightly better than the humans we've stretched too thin.
From Scapegoat Studios, in association with Oh No Theatre.
Adapted from the original stage play by Dalton Scott.
Premiering summer 2026.