Almost adulting

After years of waiting to become an adult, your time has finally arrived. Time to go to college, get drunk, fall in love, and live happily ever after like every 2000's college movie. Unfortunately, though, your fairy tale just became a horror story since knowing the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and Pythagoras isn't going to help you change a tire, pay rent or cope with your depression or caffeine addiction. So who better to give advice than a depressed college student. so buckle up, lower your standards and put your beer googles down cause its time for adulting...almost.