
by Duncan MacLeod
I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops.They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital.I can leave any time, but they won't let me.If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton.So yeah. I'm crazy.