The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Thursday, August 11, is the big day! Season two of the Ms. Pat Show debuts. Ms. Pat takes a minute to pause and reflect on her success these past five years, especially after an appearance on The Daily Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is tired af, and fills us in on what she's been up to now that filming is over. Then we fill her in on what a wrestler's click looks like. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens more of shows exclusively for Patrons here: https://www.patreon.com/patdown In this episode, the gang discusses youth sports, creepy gym teachers, and how being stinky and poor saved Ms.Pat from sexual assault. Ms. Pat also discusses her love of free school and her jealousy of middle-class lunches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia accidentally tells us how much he weighs and the podcast never recovers. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No, the title isn't a new Trump-loving tag team. It's Ms. Pat's "vabbing" scent. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat finally had the chance to cut loose this week at the Essence Festival. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From 2019: Ms. Pat and the gang discuss abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes when having sex with the monkeypox. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We do our best to record this episode and it just didn't go well. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat met some long-lost family members this past Memorial Day at a barbecue and then found honey in her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week in an episode replay, Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon had wild weekends on the road this week, but no one ended up in Evansville with a convict. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat cleaned her wigs and gave us an update on her new neighbors. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat met Mary J. Blige, and Chris lost his nut weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat makes a couple of announcements on October's Crackbaby party and then talks about seeing a medium that gave bad health advice. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why are people putting things in their butt? We scroll through some butt plugs to figure it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat hates light, and had another health scare. She has a huge announcement for the Crackdown party. Cook County Jail inmates are spiting in booty holes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does Ms. Pat think of the Will Smith and Chris Rock fight? Also, you won't believe where her birthday party was accidentally held. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Ryan is GONE! Atlanta has traded Matt Ryan to Indianapolis in exchange for Ms. Pat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would Deon and Chris take male birth control? Ms. Pat then shares a video on a pastor and his big Buford. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like his sister, Nikia eat everything. He goes to the gas station has a full meal, and then takes a nap at a Trick Daddy concert. He then helps Chris learn about black music before he and his mom get into it. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia and his nose joins us. The Ms. Pat Show is coming to BET on basic cable! Ms. Pat had a bad dining experience! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat drove in her underpants. That's pretty much all you need to know. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia stops by briefly to share some thoughts on Deon and Chris, but he's dressed like a tossed sketch from the intro to Fresh Prince from Bel Air. Deon talks about a mega Karen at his show this weekend. Chris explains what is happening in Ukraine. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We break down a video of an asswhoopin' at Applebees. Then Ms. Pat addresses the death of Lindsey Pearlman, an actress on the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices