The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble for cursing. We are back at Ms. Pat’s house so except some kids to get yelled at. She then teaches everyone how to save money while shopping. See Ms. Pat LIVE in St. Louis 11/22 and 11/23 at Blue Room Comedy Club 541 E St Louis St Springfield, MO 65806 For more information or tickets: https://www.blueroomcomedyclub.com/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it. - Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/marql/videos/10218612447995733 - Obama vs. Trump - https://www.facebook.com/WeAreLibertarians/videos/547999049292726 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.   - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Curry accidentally got labeled a gang member by his school thanks to the WWE. Garrianna claims Ms. Pat gets her wigs from the bottom of cereal boxes. We are back at the house so prepare for some crack babies to get yelled at. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't stop watching the Jeffersons. Deon Curry calls Quisha with an opportunity to buy him dinner. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdownPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdownWebsite: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Instagram:Ms. Pat: https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/Quisha: https://www.instagram.com/damnquisha/Ashley: https://www.instagram.com/imher_type/Deon: https://www.instagram.com/BrightFame4/Chris: https://www.instagram.com/cspangle/Garrianna: https://www.instagram.com/garriannalee/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal vitamins. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Ms. Pat debate if it was right or wrong for Future to cancel a woman's flight home when she wouldn't give it up. She then tells a story about swerving a certified AIDS-free college guy at age 12.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Curry and Chris Spangle don't believe her that nose magnets cure a lazy eye.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang a new word, Bangladack.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices