No Such Thing As A Fish

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content like this at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&amp;M'ses. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a> Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to <a href="https://saily.com/fish">https://saily.com/fish</a>

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>

Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family. Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at <a href="http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish">apple.co/nosuchthingasafish</a> or <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon">nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon</a>