No Such Thing As A Fish

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from <a href="http://audible.com">audible.com</a>!Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.

Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!Amazon:<a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019">https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019</a>Apple Books: <a href="https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633">https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633</a>Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.

Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine.Visit <a href="http://nosuchthingasafish.com">nosuchthingasafish.com</a> for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.